100th Post!

I went to the Beaver last night. Here's one conversation I had while trying to get Don's attention.

Me to strange guy: Don and I are bff.
Strange guy: Don and I are friends, too.
Me: No, you're not. Don doesn't like people, especially guys.
Lynn: Yeah, tell us something you know about Don!
Strange guy: I know that if you try to talk to him about hockey, he'll tell you you're gay.

Hahahahaha.