WWoHPBP Quote Wall

Kelly: "I'm sick."

Eschu: "You LOOK not good."

EThomps, at airport: "Half of us here are Erins."

Loudspeaker at LAX: "Voldemort Kalowsky, please come to gate N6. Voldemort Kalowsky."

EThomps: "Yeah, I can see loving it for the first year. Maybe two."

NKR: "Loving what?"

EThomps: "A child."

ESchu: "This laser is amazing! It can reach to the stars! It goes two miles."

Joan: "Wow, it's so weird driving with water on both sides!"

Lydia: "You mean.... like a bridge?"

ESchu: "I can't tell who's who when you all wear that shirt."

Lynn: "I dare you to lick Kelly's stomach."

Jodi: "It would be just like a touch tank."

Lynn: "Snape would be a tender lover."

Jodi: "There are lots of men with penises out there."

Courtney: "So... EThomps isn't here?" (2 hours after leaving EThomps at the condo)

Jodi: "Are dolphins more likely to be taken advantage of on land?"

Lynn: "Why are all those people pointing at us?"

Jodi: "OH MY GOD, are they pointing a gun at me?"

Kelly, after Michelle asked for us all to be quiet: "What if it's your bachelorette party and you just want to act like a manatee for a minute?"

Nicole: "Leave it ball."

Jodi: "That's what happens when you go back to online school to get your second BA." (regarding her expanded vocabulary.)

Jodi: "T-Rexes make good parents."

Renrir: "Oh, there's my friends! WE MADE IT!!!" (shouted through a closed window to a man who she had spoken with briefly 2 hours ago and clearly did not remember her)

(In a game of Date, Do, or Dump.....) "Okay, Jodi's ex-boyfriends. 1) Bangs Only; 2) One tooth...."

Jodi: "Those were the same person!"

Justin: "We hired a blind man to measure our windows."

::pause::

Nicole: "Why.... why specifically a blind man? Do they have heightened measuring senses?"

Justin: "No, a blinds man."

Lynn: "The bigger the boobs, the bigger the litterer."

Jodi: "What?? No, the bigger the boobs, the bigger - the better - the everything!"

Geocaching song: "I'm just a normal girl."

Courtney, creepily to Eschu: "Massage parlour?"

During "Bag of Nouns"

- "Nipple Noises!"

- "Cat freckles!"

- "Marijuana racing!"

- "WHO THE F*%& IS HOWARD HAMBLETON????" (said by Courtney, who remembered shortly afterwards that she had put Howard Hambleton in herself)