Monday, December 8, 2008

Book Clubs are Awesome!

And they don't even mention the fun you can have at DRUNK book club, or when your book club WINS a major relay race.

JOIN A BOOK CLUB!

"An upswing in the number of book groups has apparently necessitated the need for something called a "professional book-group facilitator" who charges $250 to $300 per member for her mediating services. People quoted in the piece complain about narcissists who hog the floor, competitive refreshments, bans on political talk, oversharers and domineering 'ayatollahs.' "

I think any one of us is qualified for this job. Now how do I go about getting it?

2 comments:

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I think we should hire one for our group. I feel like we may have hurt some feelings with all of our short arm jokes, boob signing, beaver floss and spreading of Herpes. Cumulatively (glad to be joinging the group) we've had a lot of drunk make outs, we've taken areola preference surveys and chased a family away from a campground by puking while holding wizard staffs. Someone should stop us. WE need a mediator between us, and the world.